week five curfew ft. knuckles the echidna and drama

[townmusician]

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mingle;

[townmusician]

[It’s Thursday, and everyone knows what that means. A party completely at odds with the reality of the situation, because chances are they’ll wake up to at least one person dead tomorrow. Weird and kind of fucked up he’s okay enough with this to spend the afternoon baking cupcakes and cookies to bring with him to the Dodo cabana - both because he would like a little treat while the horrors persist, but also just in case Beelzebub is also staying in the cabana tonight.

Seems like Lacus is here, too, which is nice.]

I can’t believe everyone from the Dodo cabana is actually here tonight…

[That never happens… anyways, enjoy the snacks! He’s surprisingly competent in the kitchen.]

would you rather;

[townmusician]

[Okay, these vibes are rancid. Thanks for nothing, Beel and Lacus.]

Right, instead of us all just sitting here awkwardly like morons, let’s just… do more party games. That’s basically a weekly tradition by now.

[Sighs!!!]

What about “Would You Rather?” this time? Do I gotta explain it to anyone or do you all get it?

[Because he will, because Haruka is super duper nice.]

Anyways, I’ll go first. Would you rather fight a horse-sized duck or a duck-sized horse?

[gluttoning]

[Immmediately:]

Horse-sized duck.

[plunges]

[ ... ]

A horse-sized duck would provide a better challenge.

[gluttoning]

[THE CUPCAKES THOUGH.

Beel has a crate full of stuff that he's already brought in (more of the usual), but he nearly drops it on the floor when he sees fresh pastries laid out.]

Eh?? Hey, who made these?

[gluttoning]

[Very serious nodding.]

You could probably step on a duck-sized horse.

[townmusician]

Because ducks are tastier then horses?

[He knows what you are.]

[townmusician]

That’s not a real answer…

But you’d fight the duck?

[townmusician]

I did.

[He’s shoving one into his face… Baby want snack.]

Not for any particular reason! I was just bored and had the time.

[dakicover]

I think the duck sized horse would be too cute. I’d like it as a pet.

[gluttoning]

No. More to eat afterwards.

[Very close, though!]

[dakicover]

It’ll be extremely awkward if one of dies tonight, though.

[townmusician]

Aren’t ducks kind of assholes though? Wouldn’t it beat you up if you tried to make it a pet?

[townmusician]

Whatever, it’s the same thing in the end!!

Now you ask a question.

[townmusician]

Thanks for bringing down the mood, Crea-san…

[gluttoning]

[HMMMMM]

Would you rather eat at a fancy restaurant or something you cooked at home?

[townmusician]

Fancy restaurant. I can eat my own food any day, but how often am I going to eat on someone else’s dime?

[Having a psuedo-sugar daddy is the best part of having Torao in ZOOL. He loves and hates stupid rich people.]

[plunges]

Yes. It wouldn't feel rewarding.

[plunges]

If it wanted that, then yes.

[plunges]

Choose between playing a trading card game, or a game at the arcade.

[townmusician]

What if the duck was really nice and just wanted to go for a swim but the tiny horse was a huge asshole that tried to kick you?

[dakicover]

Heh, you’re welcome.

[plunges]

Then I would simply discipline the tiny horse, and let the duck be.

[gluttoning]

A game at the arcade.

[dakicover]

My best friend beats me up all the time!

[ :D ]